Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Punching a baby

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Logan's gay

PIED NINNY!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Jack Stevens

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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