- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Neither have I

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Continents are large islands.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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