what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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