Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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