- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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