Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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