My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A seal walks into a club.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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