Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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