- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Women's Rights.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Anthony sucks

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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