What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

CAVE JOHNSON.

don't read this

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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