Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Homo say what?

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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so... how about that airplane food

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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