So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Obama being reelected.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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