Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Poop!!

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Dislike this.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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knock knock no ones home

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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