How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Bad grammers.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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