A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Justin Bieber.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

That's illegal What? Your mom

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

whos district champs not JM

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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