- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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