2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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oh hai

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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That is so fetch

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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