What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Jacob Edwards has friends.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock *open*

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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