Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

matt has ebola...funny right!?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Whats green? The color green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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