- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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