Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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