Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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