- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

I wrote a funny joke.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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