What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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