- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flavin's head

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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