What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

God. God.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A dog was barking at a tree

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Punching a baby

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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