- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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