what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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