whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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your life

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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CHORGLUND

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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