- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

YOU

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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