- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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