- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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