- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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