- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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