- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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