I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Suck pussy

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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