So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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