- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A house comes around the corner.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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