- Anti Joke

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.