- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Get on the boat.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I hate long jokes -_-

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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