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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Replacement Referees

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

* anti-punchline

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Chuck Norris Dies.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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