- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

the holocaust

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Laugh.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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