What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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