- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

I'm hungry.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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