How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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The queen having a shit

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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