Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what's worst than being gay? being black

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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