knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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