Women's rights...

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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