A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

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