- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

how man

the economy.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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