- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Who is it?

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

No soap radio

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

My dad

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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