- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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