A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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I was once a hamster.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Poop.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why? Why Not?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Skrillex.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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