how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

You know what's catchy? A cold

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

You were born.

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