- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

I need to start studying.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

The WNBA.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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