- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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