- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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