What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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