- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What does water taste like? Water

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

I drive a 'rarri

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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