Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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THE GAME

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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