- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Go away still nothing to see

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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