- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I dont have a girlfriend

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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