- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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