An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

The WNBA

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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