what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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