An irish man walks out of a bar

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whats 2+2? 4

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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