I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

9/11

Poop!!

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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