- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Poop!!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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