- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

have safe sex

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

No because your face is really f***** up.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A seal walks into a club.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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