Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Not a joke.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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