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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Are you gay? No. Ok.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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