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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Make me famous

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Women's rights.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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