guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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everybody loves raymond

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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