- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Women's Rights.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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