what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

You wanna see something really scary?

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

What's city is in New York New York City

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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