There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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