- Anti Joke

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Dusters blow stuff.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.