Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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