- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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