- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Urban ghettos

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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